tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68717462011-04-21T19:32:52.828-07:00we list all of the great quotesJoehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01966579722858051254noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6871746.post-1084219179529210252004-05-10T12:59:00.000-07:002004-05-10T12:59:39.530-07:00"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!" ~CARA~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6871746-108421917952921025?l=quotationmarks.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01966579722858051254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6871746.post-1084218875838243062004-05-10T12:53:00.000-07:002004-05-10T12:54:35.836-07:00"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' "- Tommy Cooper-<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6871746-108421887583824306?l=quotationmarks.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01966579722858051254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6871746.post-1083355600543804522004-04-30T13:06:00.000-07:002004-04-30T17:35:50.356-07:00My quote "don't eat peanut butter unless it's on a sandwich" <br /> <br />"Bill gates might be the richest man in the world but he isn't happy about it. But that's just because he's a big fucking dork" ~me~ <br /> <br />"I took a nice gee-geek on your leg" ~Nick Davolio~ <br /> <br />"I'm Rick James bitch" ~Dave Chappelle~ <br /> <br />Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. <br />~Fred Allen~ <br /> <br />My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. <br />~ELLEN DEGENERES~ <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6871746-108335560054380452?l=quotationmarks.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01966579722858051254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6871746.post-1083354276360222632004-04-30T12:44:00.000-07:002004-04-30T12:48:54.700-07:00"Its only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious" ~brittney coyle~ <br /> <br />How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there? <br />......two, but they're dating each other! ~brittney coyle~ <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6871746-108335427636022263?l=quotationmarks.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01966579722858051254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6871746.post-1083353483167085322004-04-30T12:31:00.000-07:002004-04-30T12:35:41.796-07:00"If you go to a foreign land, DON'T SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE, you might end up in jail." ~Joe Dube~ <br /> <br />" I feel bad for the people with bad Asian accents because those guys who have so much love for their girlfriends that are always like, I only have eyes for you baby, those Asians always end up saying, I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE, AND IT FOR YOU!!!" ~Dat Phan~ (Asian comedian) <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6871746-108335348316708532?l=quotationmarks.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01966579722858051254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6871746.post-1083352907341755052004-04-30T12:21:00.000-07:002004-04-30T12:26:06.060-07:00"Don't poop in your pants, it will help in the long run! :)" <br />~Nick Davolio~ <br /> <br />"Life is nothing without food." <br />~Nick Davolio~ <br /> <br />"If a dolphin is on you, don't move...or else!" <br />~Nick Davolio~+~Dillon Hartz~ Part of the PCP and the Pakastinian clan! <br /> <br />"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it." <br />~George Orwell~ <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6871746-108335290734175505?l=quotationmarks.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01966579722858051254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6871746.post-1083351925899245072004-04-30T11:54:00.000-07:002004-04-30T12:09:44.763-07:00QUOTEs OF THE DAY::: <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />"if you're drinking water, dont breathe through your mouth....or else!" <br /> <br />"if someone asks you a question but you dont know the answer, dont tell them you don't know, tell them to go screw!" <br /> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6871746-108335192589924507?l=quotationmarks.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Joehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01966579722858051254noreply@blogger.com