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Monday, May 10, 2004

"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!" ~CARA~
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' "- Tommy Cooper-

Friday, April 30, 2004

My quote "don't eat peanut butter unless it's on a sandwich"

"Bill gates might be the richest man in the world but he isn't happy about it. But that's just because he's a big fucking dork" ~me~

"I took a nice gee-geek on your leg" ~Nick Davolio~

"I'm Rick James bitch" ~Dave Chappelle~

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
~Fred Allen~

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
~ELLEN DEGENERES~

"Its only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious" ~brittney coyle~

How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there?
......two, but they're dating each other! ~brittney coyle~

"If you go to a foreign land, DON'T SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE, you might end up in jail." ~Joe Dube~

" I feel bad for the people with bad Asian accents because those guys who have so much love for their girlfriends that are always like, I only have eyes for you baby, those Asians always end up saying, I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE, AND IT FOR YOU!!!" ~Dat Phan~ (Asian comedian)

"Don't poop in your pants, it will help in the long run! :)"
~Nick Davolio~

"Life is nothing without food."
~Nick Davolio~

"If a dolphin is on you, don't move...or else!"
~Nick Davolio~+~Dillon Hartz~ Part of the PCP and the Pakastinian clan!

"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."
~George Orwell~

QUOTEs OF THE DAY:::



"if you're drinking water, dont breathe through your mouth....or else!"

"if someone asks you a question but you dont know the answer, dont tell them you don't know, tell them to go screw!"



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